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by ceciliaarvidssons

SOCIETY:
You’re fat. Get off your fat ass and get some exercise.

FAT WOMAN:
Okay, I’d love to. Let’s get some workout clothes!

CLOTHING INDUSTRY:
Oh, we don’t have your size. Fat people don’t exercise so there’s no market for it. Have some men’s sweatpants and a man’s t-shirt.

FAT WOMAN:
What about my boobs?

CLOTHING INDUSTRY:
We don’t have sports bras for you either. There’s a few specialty shops, if you want to spend hundred of dollars on a bra you’re going to sweat all over.

FAT WOMAN:
I guess I’ll just double-bra. Now, I need a gym membership.

GYM:
Oh. Okay. I guess.

GYM MEMBER:
*dirty looks at fat woman* *makes a big deal out of sanitizing anything fat woman touches* *complains to gym about having to look at fat people* *generally treats fat woman like shit*

FAT WOMAN:
I’m not comfortable here at all. Maybe I’ll just go for a walk.

PASSER-BY:
Hey, fatty! Don’t crack the pavement!

ANOTHER PASSER-BY:
*condescending* Oh, it’s so great that you’re trying to lose weight.

FAT WOMAN:
I’m not. I just want to get in better shape.

ANOTHER PASSER-BY:
But you have to lose weight! You’re so unhealthy!

YET ANOTHER PASSER-BY:
Mooooo! Look at the cow!

FAT WOMAN:
Yeah. I don’t think I want to be out here anymore. Maybe I’ll just buy some home exercise equipment.

SPORTING GOODS STORE:
Sorry. The weight limit on our equipment is 30 kilos less than you weigh. You’ll have to lose some weight if you want to exercise at home. Have you tried a gym? Or maybe just go for a walk?

FAT WOMAN:
Yeah. Thanks.

FAT WOMAN:

FAT WOMAN:
I’m out of ideas.

SOCIETY:
Haven’t you lost any weight yet? Fat people are so lazy.

 

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